You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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