Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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