is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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