I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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