Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
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