i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Randomize
