I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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