thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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