no. you can't hotbox the world.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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