she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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