Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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