Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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