I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
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