question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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