Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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