It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Apparently you make a good broom.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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