who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Randomize
