too bad you live with your parents still
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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