Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
someone get that fucking seahorse.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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