As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
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