You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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