i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Randomize
