i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Randomize