I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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