So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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