You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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