Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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