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(860): View more from Connecticut

You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.

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(901): View more from Tennessee

All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.

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(216): View more from Ohio

As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.

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(925): View more from California

We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor

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(623): View more from Arizona

This tent reeks of fear and sangria

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(509): View more from Washington

he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there

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(587): View more from Alberta

So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.

(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck

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(210): View more from Texas

the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.

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