Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
You've changed since you got that strap on
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Randomize
