U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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