Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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