so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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