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(773): View more from Illinois

i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.

(773): View more from Illinois

SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person

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(480): View more from Arizona

Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.

(1-480): View more from Arizona

Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?

(480): View more from Arizona

You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!

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What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed

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(303): View more from Colorado

If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.

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