yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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