I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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