I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
My breasts were aching with rage.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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