she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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