I understand Curling. That high.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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