Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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