And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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