On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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