I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Operation Purity has been aborted
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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