Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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