but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
