He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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