I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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