i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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