I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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