I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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