She said her name was "party"
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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