ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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