uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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