): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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