i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Text me some of your sweat
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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