Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Randomize
