Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
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